30June2025 Diary
Weve just arrived at the old cottage in Kent, the one Ive spent the last seven years turning into my sanctuary. My brother Ian burst out of the car, grinning like a schoolboy, and announced, Well be here all summer, Tom.
The thought of his unsolicited stay made my blood run cold. Enough, I thought. It was time to evict these uninvited guests.
I hauled the bags of seedlings from the boot, feeling the familiar calm settle over me. My sixacre patch of green, my slice of silence. But something was off. From beyond the hedgerow came a faint popsong, and at the gate the lock was torn out, the bolt ripped clean off its hinge.
What on earth? I muttered, pushing the gate ajar.
What greeted me looked like a scene from a horror film for gardeners. My brothers wife, Laura, was sprawled across my hammock, a glass of pink fizz in one hand, her mobile in the other, dressed in the fluffy housecoat my former coworker had given me for my fortyfifth birthday. My barbecue was spitting and smoking ominously.
Ian! I shouted, my voice shaking the apple trees on the orchard.
Ian appeared from behind the shed, clutching my garden shears. His Tshirt, emblazoned with Beer&Burgers, clung to his midsection like a second skin.
Ah, dear Blythe! he laughed, as if breaking into someones home were perfectly normal. We thought wed surprise you.
Did you break the lock? I asked, setting the seed bags down slowly.
I uh it just gave way, Ian scratched his neck. It sort of loosened on its own.
From the shrubbery leapt a kid in orange shorts.
Aunt Blythe! Do you have a net? Were going to catch lizards this evening!
It was my nephew Jack, though I wasnt quite sure if it was him or Sam. Id started mixing them up.
You broke my cottage? I enunciated each word as if reciting a angermanagement course.
Laura finally rose from the hammock, her housecoat slipping to reveal tanned legs.
We decided to breathe life into this place without you! she chirped.
Its my housecoat, Laura, I snapped, teeth clenched.
It feels so soft, she cooed, patting the lapel like it were a fur stole. Why does it dangle? You should wear it!
From the open windows came a clatter and a shriek.
My books are being destroyed! I recognised the sound immediately.
My prized Agatha Christie collection, which I kept on the terrace for a good read, was tumbling from the shelves.
The children were just playing, Ian grimaced, they built a little fort. Very symbolic, actually.
Symbolic? I raised an eyebrow. You know whats also symbolic? The fact I asked you not to come without me, especially after you torched my summer gazebo last year.
The candle fell on its own, we were having a romantic evening! Ian protested. Besides, that was last summer. Weve all grown up!
Laura nodded, eyes shining. Ive taken up psychology now. Your sibling rivalry is just childhood trauma echoing back.
I closed my eyes and counted to tenno help. I counted to twenty.
Pack up and go, I said as calmly as possible. Now.
But we just arrived! And the meat
Leave the meat and leave, I turned toward the car. And make sure you dont accidentally take my silver forks.
My forks are yours now! Ian shouted after me, brandishing a cheap-looking piece. The metal isnt even real!
I slipped into the drivers seat, hands trembling with fury, and started the engine.
—
After sending the intruders packing, I poured a strong cup of tea with a dash of cocoa and let the tears flow.
For seven years Id saved every penny, finally buying the cottage of my dreams. I planted hydrangeas, sipped coffee from my grandmothers china, and toiled in the vegetable beds. It was minenothing shared with Vadim, my exhusband, nothing family about it. Just mine. Period.
The phone rang.
Darling, why are you at odds with your brother? Mothers voice, that of Galina, the everpractical matriarch, filled the line.
Mother, they broke my house.
Maybe the lock was faulty.
It was completely busted, Mum.
Your brothers just trying to get by, dear. Hes your only kin.
If hes my only kin, I must be an atheist, I muttered. Theyve turned my books into fortresses, Lauras strutted around in my coat, the kids are building battlegrounds.
Theyre just kids, theyll be misbehaving.
Theyre twelveyearold little barbarians!
Mother sighed. Alright, I get it. You dont love your nephews, you dont love your brother, you dont love me either.
She hung up, the classic mothermove of swapping facts for guilt.
Ill go to bed, I said, exhausted. Work starts tomorrow.
Think about it, dear, she urged. Theyre family.
I pressed end and slumped onto the sofa, wondering what else Ian could possibly do to win Mums sympathy.
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Ian didnt back down. He texted, How about we stay the whole summer? Laura would love it, the kids would be happy.
I poured myself black coffee, letting the bitterness sharpen the edge of my thoughts.
All summer? THREE MONTHS?
I considered calling Ian to vent everything that boiled inside me.
Calm down, Tom, I told myself aloud. Youre an adult, you can handle this.
I stared at my reflection, then dialed.
Ian, are you serious about the whole summer?
Why not? he replied, his voice as relaxed as if he were lounging on a deck chairmy deck chair!
Youre not against it? Youre being kind.
Im kind, but Im not a fool, I answered. This is my cottage.
Youre strange, Ian muttered. Were just looking after the place for you.
You remember when Laura cut my roses for a friend?
So what? he asked, genuinely confused. The friend was happy.
I inhaled deeply, exhaled, counted to ten, then to a hundred. It did nothing.
Laura wants to tell you something! Ian added cheerfully.
The line crackled, and Lauras voice burst through, sugary as a sales pitch. The boys love your cottage, fresh air for the kids. Be a good aunt!
Its my private property, I said calmly, as if explaining to a child why you cant eat sand. Youre here without permission. If youd asked, maybe Id have let you.
She laughed, See? If Id asked, itd be fine.
I realised talking to her was pointless.
Alright then, I said, feigning composure. Enjoy yourselves.
Are you offended, Tom? Ians voice returned, a hint of concern.
No, I replied with a smile he couldnt see. Im going to fix this.
—
At the estate agents office, the air smelled of stale coffee and desperationmostly mine. Across the desk, a polished lady flipped through pictures of my cottage on a tablet.
Are you sure you want to sell? she asked, her gaze sharp. Theres a good market for properties like this.
Absolutely, I nodded, my neck stiff from the effort. The sooner, the better.
She raised an eyebrow.
Are you in a hurry?
Im shedding excess weight, I said, trying to sound lighthearted. Ive got new goals.
Like ditching your brother? she mused silently.
The property is sound, she continued, tapping the screen. I have a buyer in mind.
He was a man in his fifties, solidly built, eyes as cold as a billiard ballMr. Arthur Whitmore. He examined the photos, asked three practical questions, then nodded.
Ill take it.
Dont you want to see the land in person? I asked, a flicker of doubt.
I trust the photos and your honesty, he shrugged. When can we sign?
I felt a pang of relief.
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Arthur arrived in a black SUV, the garden buzzing like a beehiveneighbors cars, an inflatable pool, music, barbecues, childrens shrieks.
Is it always like this here? he asked, stepping out.
Only when Ian shows up, I sighed.
We passed through the gate and were greeted first by Laura, emerging with a massive bowl of salad.
Tom! she shouted. We didnt expect you!
Ive changed the plan, I smiled. Meet Arthur, the new owner, and Mr. Hughes, the solicitor.
Pleasure! Laura beamed, winking. You two are close?
Arthurs lawyer, Mr. Hughes, explained the paperwork. Mrs. Carver has sold the cottage to Mr. Whitmore. Here are the documents.
Lauras face paled. What does that mean Ian?
From the grillmy grillemerged Ian, apronclad, skewers in hand, a grin plastered on his face.
Tom! We thought youd chase us off!
Id swing my arm if I could, I muttered.
Ian, Laura sold the cottage! Laura shouted.
Ian froze, skewer midair.
What?
I sold it, I said slowly. Arthur Whitmore is the new owner. Arthur, the solicitor is here to finalize everything.
I braced for a tirade, but Ian lowered his arms and asked quietly, Why?
Because you took my home without asking, I answered. Because you think everything I own is yours by default. Im fed up. Its simpler to let the cottage go than keep the strife.
What now? Ian asked, eyes downcast.
The law says you must collect your things and leave, today, Arthur intervened. Its private property.
But we planned to spend the whole summer here! We even have a tent! Laura protested.
Take it with you, Arthur said. I dont want guests.
Ian ripped off his apron and tossed it onto the grass. It was a cursed trap anyway! Who wants to keep digging in these flower beds?
Then head to the south coast, I suggested. Enjoy the sea.
Laura grabbed Ians elbow. Lets go. Its clear now.
She turned to me, eyes glinting. Youll regret this, Tom.
I doubt it, I replied, smiling. At least I wont watch my garden become a battlefield.
The nephews and a handful of neighborhood kids burst from the house, shouting, Aunt Blythe! We were bouncing on the sofa like trampolines!
A sofa? I gasped. Are you out of your minds?
Arthur raised a hand. Ill call the police. You have half an hour to clear out.
He dialed, the tension on Ians face my quiet reward after years of patience.
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Tom, love, how are you? Mother asked later over tea, eyes searching.
Fine, Mum.
Shes still angry, isnt she?
Shell get over it, I shrugged. Hes a master at making excuses.
Two months after the sale, Ian hasnt called, and I havent called him. It feels like the longest silence since he started asking why the sky is blue.
Hes still family, Mum said, softer now.
I know, I replied. Ill always be his sister, but I dont have to endure his nonsense.
What will you do with the money? she asked.
Save it, maybe treat myself somewhere else. Theres no need to be extravagant.
In truth, Ive already bought a new cottage far away and am already planning the garden. I wont tell Mum the address; its my little secret.
Ive learned one simple truth: whenever something good enters your life, someone will try to spoil it. The second time around, Ill make sure they cant.
Lesson learned: protect whats yours, and dont let anyones entitlement turn your peace into a battlefield.
