My mate Tom will be staying with us for a week! my husbands cheerful voice rang from the hallway, followed by the dull thud of something heavy being dropped on the floor. Carolines setting the tablewere just in time.
Caroline froze, ladle poised mid-stir. She wasnt expecting anyone. Frankly, shed been looking forward to a quiet cosy dinner with her husband after a gruelling week at the office, her idea of an ideal Friday night. She set the ladle down, wiped her hands on her apron, and stepped into the hallway, trying not to sigh.
The scene that met her was troubling. Her husband, Simon, was beaming, helping a large, ruddy-faced man remove a puffy coat. In the corner sat a gigantic holdall, bursting at the seams so the zip looked ready to surrender.
Oh, here she is! Simon grinned wider. Caz, surprise! Remember Tom? Uni mate, used to shred on the guitarlegend, really!
Carolines recollection of Tom was hazy. All she remembered was a loud fellow at the back of the lecture hall, flaky about notes and always after a cigarette. The university lad was goneTom had grown paunchy, with a shiny scalp and sharp, appraising eyes.
Alright, love, Tom muttered, kicking off his shoes and shoving them haphazardly near the shoe rack. Not bad, this gaff. Loads of space.
Evening, Caroline replied, then glanced at Simon, the hint of an unspoken question in her narrowed eyes.
Simon sidled over to her, giving her shoulders a squeeze and whispering so Tom wouldnt hear as he stomped off to wash up.
Caz, its tricky. Toms in a tough spothis wifes slung him out! No place to stay, skint as anything. Can he kip here for a week? Just until he sorts a place or they patch it up. I couldnt leave a mate out in the cold. You know how I am.
Caroline knew all too well. Simons kindness often blurred into spinelessnesshe could never say no, especially to an old friends sob story.
A week? she whispered back. Simon, its just a two-bed. Wheres he sleepingon the sofa? Where do we go in the evenings?
Oh, its nothing, Cazweek on the kitchen chairs wont kill us. Were helping someone out. Toms alrighta quiet bloke. You wont even notice hims here.
The quiet bloke emerged from the bathroom, rubbing his hands on their pristine guest towel, hung only that morning.
So, whats for dinner? he asked, peering into the kitchen like he owned the place. Not eaten a bite all day. Packing and all thathad me nerves.
The meal was what Caroline would later call a one-man show. Tom ate like he was prepping for a faminestew vanished at an alarming rate, cutlets disappeared one after another. All the while, he offered running commentary.
Decent stew, that. A bit thin thoughmy ex, Rachel, did it thicker, you know, proper sos your spoon stands up. This ones a bit, you know, light?
Caroline pursed her lips but let it pass. Simon gave an apologetic smile and heaped Toms plate again.
Help yourself, Tom. My Caz cooks a blinder.
Tom waved it off, pouring himself a neat whisky from the bottle hed brought. Cant grumble. For a city lass, its alright. Us working types are used to proper grub. Got any beer, Simon? Cant drink this stuff straight with cutlets.
The evening passed to the soundtrack of an action film blaring through the walls, vibrato laughter, and Toms banter, while Simon fetched snacks and tea like a nervous butler. Caroline gave up on her dreams of relaxation and retreated to the bedroom, book in hand, though gunshots and laughter bled through the walls.
The nightmare wasnt over by morning. Caroline found the kitchen filled with dirty dishes, ketchup stains and crumbs littering the table, and the lingering pong of alcohol and socks in the air. Tom was sprawled on the sofa, snoring loud enough to rattle the windows.
Simon, looking sheepish, emerged from the loo. Sorry, Caz, we crashed last night. Left it a bit Ill clean up tonight. Promise.
Tonight? she glanced at the clock. Theres not a clean plate left. What are you boys even eating?
Ill rinse a couple now
Caroline drank her coffee in silence, dressed, and left for work without looking towards the sitting room. All day her mind buzzed with thoughts of never wanting to come home.
That evening, her worst fears were confirmed. The dishes had been done, though with such laziness everything looked smeary. The house stank of grease. Tom, in just a vestdespite her many lectureswas smoking out of the kitchen window.
Oh, youre back, love, Tom puffed, grinning. Weve fried up some chipsreal proper, in lard! Had to nip to the shop for it, Simon forked out, my cards blocked.”
She glanced at the cookersplattered with fat, the floor littered with peelings.
Im not hungry, she replied briskly. Simon, a word?
She ushered her husband to the bedroom, sternly closing the door.
Whats going on? Hes smoking in here, theres mess everywhere. You promised I wouldnt notice him.
Come on, Caz, hes having a rough time… hell help tidy. Just a few more days.
Is he even looking for a place? Or just sinking pints in front of telly all day?
He called some people! You know what they saymates in trouble, you help out.
Three more days of chaos followed. Tom was always homeon unpaid leave, apparently. He ate everything, lounged about in his pants, monopolised the bathroom, left chaos in his wake. Carolines patience frayed like an old dishcloth.
On Friday, she came home early, longing for a bath and an early night, only to find loud laughter and pop music blaring. The hallway was full: extra mens shoes and a pair of womens high heels. Entering the lounge, she found Tom, an unknown fellow, and a gaudy, heavily made-up woman settling in with Simon, who shrank in embarrassment. Drinks and snacks cluttered her favourite oak coffee table, no coasters in sight.
Oiwifeys home! Tom whooped. Simon, pour out a shot! Caz, this is Dave and Roxie, just having a proper night in, its Friday!
Caroline eyed the ring from a wet glass on her table, a lipstick-stained stub squashed into her crystal sweet dish, and her husband looking sheepish.
She didnt scream or throw things. A sense of icy calm settled over her.
Good evening, she said evenly. I wont be in your way.
She went to the bedroom, locked the door, and packed a suitcasedressing gown, slippers, swimming costume, dresses, books long neglected. She silently praised her own habit of saving and that two weeks’ unused holiday shed been postponing. Opening her laptop, she booked a luxury room in a spa hotel down in the Cotswolds, all meals and pampering included. Fully paid. Check-in: tomorrow morning.
Having packed, she put earplugs in and slept soundly, with the party reduced to a faint, distant drone.
By morning, the flat was silent; the partygoers must have left in the early hours. Simon and Tom were snoring away. Caroline slipped into the shower, dressed, wheeled her suitcase to the kitchen, and left a simple note among the empty bottles and crisp packets: Gone to a spa. Back in a week. No food in the fridge. You pay the bills this month.
Her taxi was waiting. As it pulled away, Caroline felt something lift clean off her shoulders.
The first days away were bliss. She walked woodland paths, sipped smoothies, swam, and read. The phone was on silent, checked only in the evenings.
Simons messages began late the first day.
Caz, where are you?
Not funny. Whereve you gone?
We woke up and you werent here.
Theres nothing to eatcouldve left a stew or something.
Caroline smirked, put down the phone, and went for a seaweed wrap.
By day three, the messages changed pitch.
Where do you keep my clean socks?
How do I work the washing machine? Its just flashing.
Tom wants more towels, he mucked his up.
No powder left or loo roll. Where are they?
She responded once: Instructions are online. Buy powder and toilet roll at the shop. You managed to buy beer.
On the fourth day, her phone rang as she sipped herbal tea.
Caz! At last! When are you back? I cant cope!
Whats up, Simon? she replied, utterly at ease.
Its a disaster! Tomhes invited his lot round to watch the footy, they were shouting till 2 am, Mrs Jenkins downstairs called the police! I had to give a statement, got fined!
Well, you said you wanted to help a mate. Now you are. Youre the man of the house.
Caz, theres nothing to eat! I get home shattered, the sinks piled, place stinks, Toms demanding I cook dinner, says Im a rubbish host!
I thought I was the posh one who couldnt cook. He can teach you. Fry up some lard.
I cant kick him out, it feels wronghes an old friend
Thats your call, Simon. Your rules, or lack of them. Ill be home Sunday night. If the flats not spotless and Toms not gone, Ill go to my mothers. And file for divorce. Thats not a threatits a fact.
She hung up and went for a facial. For the first time, she didnt feel bad about setting boundaries. Toms stay had made her realise patience isnt always a virtue; sometimes, its how you let others take advantage of you.
The rest of her holiday flew by. She slept soundly, looked brighter, and the old worry-line vanished from between her brows.
Sunday evening, she returned home. Climbing the stairs, she felt calm, not fearful. Whatever happened, she was ready.
Opening the door, she was greeted by the fresh smell of bleach, lemon, and what mightve been roast chicken. The corridor was tidy; Simons shoes lined neatly on the rack. No sign of Tom or his monstrous holdall.
Simon peered out from the kitchen, looking exhausted but clean and in a fresh shirt.
Hi he said quietly.
Caroline looked round. The lounge was pristine; the table polished, carpet hoovered, windows open for a breath of crisp winter air. The kitchen gleamed, delicious chicken crisping in the oven.
So wheres Tom? she asked as she took off her coat.
Simon sighed and leant against the door.
Kicked him out. Thursday, after your call.
Really? she said, surprised. Didnt you feel bad?
Sort of till he told me to grab him a beer because the football was starting, and I was still scrubbing his frying pan after work. Something just snappedI told him to pack and leave.
What did he say?
Yelled, called me hen-pecked, said blokes cant be soft, called me a traitor for rolling over for the missusall sorts. Claimed I owed him for distress. Gave him a tenner for the cab, chucked his bag out, took the keys. Spent two days cleaning after. Even had to bring Mrs Jenkins a box of chocolates.
Simon took her hands; they were raw from scouring.
Im sorry, Caz. I was thickI just didnt see it. I never noticed how much you do; just assumed dinner and clean socks happened by magic. These past days, I nearly went mad. How do you do it, and work?
Caroline looked at him, recognising something new in his eyesa respect for the peace and comfort shed created.
Its not by suffering, Simon. I do it because I care. But looking after freeloaders isnt in my job description.
I get it now. No more sleepover guests. Ever. And Toms blocked; sent me nasty texts after. Hes out of my life.
Come on, dinners nearly ruined, she smiled. Lets eat.
They dined in companionable silence. Simon offered her the best bits, poured her tea.
So, was the spa good? he asked, hesitantly.
Brilliant, actually. Ill be going every six months now. A weeks not enough, and it might do you good to learn to cook more than beans on toast. Who knows when Ill disappear again?
Ill practice, he promised.
The next day, Caroline heard from an old friend that Tom had gone crawling back to his ex-mother-in-law, caused another row, and now she was taking him to court for debts. Hed actually been sacked the month before for drinking, and the kicked out by the wife story had just been his ticket to a free crash pad.
Simon just shook his head and hugged Caroline. The lesson stuckhomes boundaries matter, and from now on, no one would be allowed to trample them. For Caroline, the biggest lesson was this: you dont have to yell to get your point across. Sometimes, the only way to be heard is to walk away and let people see the results of their choices.
Their lives were never quite the sameSimon didnt become the perfect partner overnight, but he started valuing her far more and, most importantly, finally learned how to say no. So when, a month on, his cousin rang to crash for a few nights, Simon politely offered him a list of cheap hotels.
Caroline, stirring soup in the kitchen, overheard and smiled. Spa holidays were wonderful, but a home where youre respected is better still.
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