Signatures on the Landing
Simon pauses by the letterboxes in the communal entrance, drawn by a fresh notice pinned, haphazard and hurried, onto the board where lost cat flyers and reminders about gas meter readings usually crowd for space. Bold letters at the top: Petition: Action Needed. Beneath, a familiar surname from the flat on the fifth floor and a brisk list of complaints: loud noise at night, banging, shouting, breach of noise regulations, safety risk. Below, signatures have already begun to snake across the papersome tidy, some impatiently scrawled.
He reads the notice twice, although its meaning is clear straight away. His fingers instinctively reach for the biro in his coat pocket, but Simon hesitatesnot out of objection, but because he dislikes feeling pressured. Twelve years in this block, and he’s learned to sidestep the corridor squabbles much like one avoids a draught. He has enough on his plate: shifts at the auto repair, his mother recovering from a stroke across town, a teenage son who cycles between sulking silence and volatile outbursts over nothing.
The landing is quiet; somewhere above, the lift thuds shut. Simon climbs the stairs to his fourth floor, fishes out his keys, but before unlocking, glances upwards to the next flight. Up there on the fifth, Mrs Mildred Thompson lives. Fifty-something, built solid and lean, always cropped hair and a guarded glare. She rarely greets first and, if forced, replies coolly as if youre an interruption. Simon sees her most often with Tesco bags or a bucket, scrubbing her bit of the landing. Sometimes, late at night, noises seep from her flat: a crash, a sharp shout, a dragging thud across the floor.
He pops in to the buildings WhatsApp group only when necessary, mostly for parking spats and bin complaints. Yet for weeks, the chats been obsessed with one topic.
Again, banging at 2am! My child woke up frightened!
Im up for work at six, Im wrecked. How long must this go on?
Not just banging, shes shifting furniture around. I can hear it.
Report her. Theres a law for a reason.
Simon scrolls through without replying. Hes no saint; 3am clatters wake him too, and he lies there, irritation swelling in his chest, wishing someone else would sort it and hed read All Sorted in the morning.
That evening, he finally posts a short message: Whos collecting signatures? Wheres the sheet?
The reply comes from Mrs Nina Rayner in flat threeblock rep, always diligent. On the ground floor noticeboard. Meeting at mine seven oclock tomorrow night. Well sort it before it gets worse.
He puts down his phone, that uneasy feeling from school meetings welling upthe sense its all decided and youre just there to rubber-stamp.
Next day, Simon bumps into Mrs Thompson on the stairs. Shes weighed down with shopping and breathing heavily, but stubbornly doesnt ask for help. Simon takes one of her bags without saying a word.
No need, she snaps.
Ill just give you a hand, he replies, walking beside her.
She stays silent until her door, then yanks the handles from his grip. Thank you, she mutters, not so much grateful as ticking a box.
Simons about to leave when he hears, inside her flat, a strange soundlaboured breathing, a moan. She freezes, a trembling key in the lock.
Is everything alright? he hears his own voice, unsure why he asks.
All fine, she clips out, pushing the door swiftly behind her.
Back at his flat, the memory lingers: not clatter, not music, but raw, human effort.
A couple of days later, Simon notices a note stuck with tape to Mrs Thompsons door while taking out the bins. ENOUGH NOISE AT NIGHT. WE DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT. Bold strokes, angry marker lines.
He stands and stares. The tape shines like a fresh wound. His mind flashes to his childhoodtheir door used to get scrawled on too, when his dad was on a bender. Back then, Simon hatednot his father most, but the neighbours who pretended not to notice until the gossips began.
He walks up to the fifth, listens; silence behind the door. He doesnt knock. Quietly, he peels off the note, folds it, and pockets it before dropping it directly into the council bins outsideout of sight.
Meanwhile, the group chat discussion sours.
She does it on purpose. Doesnt care about us.
People like that should be forced to move. Stick her in a bungalow.
Police say get a group complaint letter signed.
Simon notices how quickly noise and breach morph into people like that. Its no longer about a single nightit becomes about a person being branded as the problem.
That Saturday, returning late from work, Simon rides the lift (someones smoked, air freshener battling to cover it), heads for the fourth floor, but up above, a dull thump grabs his attention, then anothernot a DIY job, more like something heavy falling. A womans voice, muffled, strained: Hold on just
Simon climbs to five. Mrs Thompsons door is brightly lit beneath. He knocks.
Who is it? comes a tense voice.
Simon, downstairsdyou everything alright?
A crack appears; the chain still on. Mrs Thompson, dressing gown on, a red patch on her cheek as if from a damp cloth.
All fine. Please go, she says.
A grunta moanechoes from within.
Do you need any help? Simon asks, unable to help himself.
She glares, as though hes offering charity.
No. Ive got it under control.
Is there someone in there?
Thats my brother. Hes bedridden. She spits out the words, slicing off the subject. Now, please.
Door closes.
Simon remains a while, torn between leaving, as asked, and knowing now he cant pretend not to have heard.
He returns to his flat but struggles to sleep. Bedridden. He pictures a body falling, someone struggling to lift, late-night calls for an ambulance, fetching bowls, water, shifting a bed. And neighbours, listening, seething below.
He turns up to Mrs Rayners meeting, not from curiosity but, knowing hed be ashamed if he didnt. At seven, folks have gathered outside her doorsome in slippers, others half-in, half-out, as if stopping by for a minute. Low voices, tension ripe in the air.
They squeeze round the kitchen table. The petition sheet beside a print-out about council noise rules and the local constables number.
Thing is, Nina Rayner begins, we simply cant go on. Kids, jobsmy own blood pressures all over from sleepless nights. Its not about the person, just the rules.
Simon spots how deftly she says not about the person. The relief is palpable.
A younger woman from six, face exhausted: I woke at two, baby finally down, then a crash like a wardrobe toppling. He wouldnt settle till dawn.
My dads had surgery, says a tracksuit-clad man, hits the ceiling and thinks theres a fire every time it happens.
Call the police every instance, someone else puts in. Get it logged.
Simon listens. These arent made-up complaintsthey really are worn thin, and with that comes a certain validity.
Has anyone tried speaking with her? Simon asks.
I did, Nina answers, Shes rude. Told me, If you dont like itmove, then slammed the door.
Shes always like that, says the young mum, As if we owe her something.
Simon wants to mention the brother but holds back. Is it his business to expose someone elses private life? Still, staying silent is a choice too.
Maybe theres something going on” he tries.
Everyones got something, Nina interrupts, but we dont make a racket.
At that moment, a knock comes from the hall. Nina goes, and Mrs Thompson walks into the kitchendark coat, hair slicked back, holding a folder and her phone. Her face is tense, but not frightened.
I see Im the topic, she says.
The room shrinks, as if the lift doors have closed on them.
Were talking about the disruption, Nina says gently. Its upsetting people.
Im the problem, Mrs Thompson echoes, nodding, almost to herself. Alright. Listen, then.
She lays down her folder, opens it, fishes out papers, a medical certificate, lettersand her phone.
My brotherhes a registered invalid, after a stroke. Completely immobile. He cant walk, cant even sit up. At night he has attacks; he cant breathe, sometimes falls from the bed before I reach him. I have to turn him every two hours to stop his skin breaking down. The noise isnt moving furniture; its me lifting a man heavier than I am.
Her voice is level, but steel-tired. Simon notices bruises showing on her forearms.
Ive called ambulances three times this month. Look she holds up a list of 999 calls on her phone, references a discharge letter. Im not obliged to show you this, but you start about taking action as if Im throwing parties.
A cough. The young mum from six lowers her eyes.
We didnt know, she whispers.
You didnt ask, Mrs Thompson retorts. You post things on my door, slag me off in the chat, but you want action? Am I meant to drag him onto the landing so you can get some sleep?
No one said that! Nina flares. But the laws the law. No loud noise after eleven.
The law. Mrs Thompson almost laughs. Alright, the law, then. Ill call the police and ambulance every nightdocument that Im lifting a human being. Will you sign each time as witnesses? Happy to.
So what, we just put up with it? the tracksuit man objects, voice edged rawSimon senses hes barely holding things together. My dads ill, Ive told you. I cant keep hearing people falling every night.
And I can, is that it? Mrs Thompson fires back, eyes steady. You think I enjoy it? Think I want to be awake all night?
A tense, wordless minute. Simon itches to say something simpleto break the standoffbut theres no simple answer.
Nina sighs, quieter: Mrs Thompson, people are really struggling. If youd just said
Said what? That my brother might die in the night? She snaps her folder closed. I dont know how to ask for help. Not that theres anyone to ask.
Simon sees the truth: all these years as neighbours, yet not really neighbours. Theyve just been doors.
Lets calm down, he manages, his own voice hoarse. Were either going to tear this apart or try to make it workfor everyone, somehow.
They look at him. Simons always avoided the spotlight, but theres no shrinking away now.
I havent signed, he says, and I wont. This just makes an enemy, not a solution. But pretending theres no noise doesnt help either; people do have health concerns.
Nina presses her lips together. What would you suggest? she asks.
Simon thinks of the moans he heard one night above, not quite knowing what to say.
Firstly, he says, Could we agree on communication? Mrs Thompson, if its going to be an especially rough night, could you just pop a quick messageambulance or attackinto the WhatsApp, so everyone knows its not random banging?
I dont have to, she shoots back, but then, seeing Simons intent, relents. Fine. If I can.
Secondly, Simon turns to the group, if you hear really loud noises, instead of jumping to call the police, maybe try knocking or ringing first? Not accusatoryjust, does she need help? If not, then escalate.
What if shes rude again? the young mum asks.
Then at least youll know you acted decently, Simon says. That matters. For you, if not for her.
Nina snorts, but lets it pass.
And Simon looks at Mrs Thompson, Maybe some rubber pads on furniture, a rug under the bed, or even moving it away from the wall might help. I can help with that if you like.
Mrs Thompson is silent; after a moment, she says, Bed cant be movedits got a homemade frame for hoisting. Rugs yes, could try. And For a moment she struggles with the words. If anyone could sit with him an hour sometimes, so I can get out for prescriptionsthatd help.
She trails off. Someone shuffles.
I can Wednesday, the young mum offers, blushing as though apologising for her generosity. Mum can watch my baby. Ill pop in.
So can I, mutters the man in the tracksuit. Not nights, but I could help lift him in the day.
Simon feels the tension easejust a little.
Nina picks up the petition sheet. What to do with this, then?
Simon runs his eye over the signaturesnames he recognises, including Victor across the hall, whos always so cheerful in the lift.
I say take it down. If anyone wants to make an official report, do it themselves, with dates. None of this action to be taken floating about.
So youre against order? Nina says sharply.
Im for order, Simon answers, but order shouldnt be a stick to beat people with.
Mrs Thompson glances at him. Take it down, she says. I dont want to keep passing it, seeing whos signed against me.
Nina folds up the sheet, tucks it away. Whether its respect or a sense that support has shifted, Simon cant quite tell.
Afterwards, everyone leaves quietly, tension still thick. Someone tries a joke on the stairs, but it falls flat. On the landing, Mrs Thompson stands next to Simon; they descend together.
You shouldnt have got involved, she remarks.
Maybe so, Simon says. But I didnt want this blowing up with police and rows.
It still will, she sighs. Sooner or later, when he gets worse.
Simon nearly asks her brothers name, but doesnt. He says, If you ever need a hand lifting him at night, just knock. Im close by.
She nods, eyes averted.
By next day, the petition sheet is gone. Instead, in the group chat, Nina Rayner posts: Agreed: for emergencies, Mrs Thompson will notify us. Please no arguments in the night. Daytime help rotamessage me if you can spare an hour.
Simon smirks at rotafar too formal, but within an hour people volunteer: Monday, Friday, so on. Not everyone chimes in.
That first night, theres noise all the same. Simon wakes, heart thumping. 2:17am. Within minutes, Mrs Thompson messages: Attack. Ambulance on its way. No emojis, no plea.
He listens to doors slamming upstairs, footsteps on the stairs as paramedics run. He imagines Mrs Thompson cradling her brother, fighting to keep him breathing. The old irritation mingles with a different heaviness.
In the lift next morning, Simon bumps into Nina. She looks haggard.
Another rough night, she sighs.
Ambulance came, Simon replies.
I saw. I didnt realise it was that bad. Still She hesitates. I really dont sleep, Simon. My heart
He nods. He cant fix her heart.
Maybe try some earplugs? he offers, realising as he says it how feeble it sounds.
Earplugs she smiles wryly. Look what its come to.
A week on, Simon knocks on Mrs Thompsons door in daylight, clutching a bag of rubber furniture pads and a thick new mat bought from the hardware shop. She opens immediately, as if expecting him.
Inside smells of antiseptic and something sourlike a hospital. In the room, her brother lies in bed, thin, face lifeless, eyes staring blankly upward. Beside the bed, a contraption of straps and metal poles bolted to the framehe understands now why the bed cant move.
This rug should help, he says, sliding it under the bed legs. And these for the stool, if thats what bangs.
It does when I fetch the bowl, she murmurs. I try not to, but my hands
She looks at her raw, cracked palms.
Simon quietly fits the pads, careful not to disturb anything. He feels his own back twinge. Mrs Thompson watches closely over his shoulder.
Thanks, she says, and this time, it lands differently.
Hes about to leave when the phone rings. She listens, face darkening. No, cant now yes. No, sorry.
She hangs up. Social services. They say a carers only possible for two hours a week, and theres a waiting list. I need help every day.
Simon has nothing to say to that; he knows the building rota is not a solution, just a sticking plaster.
That night, someone in the group complains: Whys it our problem? Its her familyshouldnt it be dealt with properly? Many replies follow. Some defend her, others rant, some just full stops.
Simon reads but doesnt join in. The exhaustion returning isnt about Mrs Thompsonits about how every attempt at kindness becomes a fairness debate.
A few days later, a new page appears in the entrance: not action, but an orderly rota: days, times, names. At the bottom, Mrs Thompsons number and a note: In an emergency at night, Ill message chat. If anyone can help during the day or meet an ambulance, please say. Its pinned neat and straight.
Seeing it unsettles Simon, as did the petition beforedifferent discomfort now. The block has admitted: behind any door could be a crisis, and now the crisis is timetabled.
One night, a bad crash above. He hears Mrs Thompson muttering, not in anger but sheer frustration at an uncooperative body. He knocks this time. She opens upno chain.
Help me, she says simply.
Simon steps in, slips off his shoes, sets them aside. In the bedroom, her brother is on the floor, struggling to breathe. Simon and Mrs Thompson lift together, working slowly, counting under their breath. His arms tremble with the effort. She doesnt cry or thank him, only checks her brother’s breathing and straightens the sheets.
Back on the landing, he hears someone on the stairs open their door, peek outsilently, cautiouslybefore closing it. No one else comes. Its as if the block holds its breath.
Next morning, he runs into Victor from next door, one of the original signatories. Victor looks away.
Mate, he says awkwardly, I did sign back thenhonestly, was so fed up. Didnt realise Wouldnt have if Id known
I get it, Simon cuts him off. But knowing or notwhat matters is what we do now.
Victor nods, though stubborn embarrassment lingers.
The compromise holds, if imperfectly. Some nights see a Call-out or Fall pinged in the chat. Fewer angry posts at 2am; more crop up in the morning with tempers cooled. Some go to help Mrs Thompson in the day, some never come back after one try. Nina keeps the rota, though there are occasional blank spaces.
Simon finds conversations in the block have grown careful. People greet each other, but warily, as though every word risks triggering a new row. The threats on the landing are gone, but so too is any easy camaraderie. Even when discussing a blown bulb, the tone is Lets not start again
One evening Simon finds Mrs Thompson by the lift, weighted with medicines and a thermos, face grey with weariness.
Hows he doing? Simon asks.
Still here, she replies. Quiet, today.
They travel up in silence. On the fourth, Simon lingers.
If ever just knock, he says.
She nods, then adds, surprising herself, At the meetingI wasnt trying to
She cant finish. He just says, I know.
Lift doors close; Simon stands on the landing, alone. He unlocks his own door, shrugs off his coat, lines up his shoes. The flat is quiethis son hunched over a game, his mother on the phone asking when hell visit.
He glances at his phone, then the stairwellthinking of those scraps of paper that change people: one list condemns, another opens a small door for help. And the chasm between them isnt as wide as the one between neighbours living back-to-back.
That evening, in the group someone posts: Thanks to everyone who helped today. Pleaselets keep private things off here; speak privately if there are issues. Its soon swamped by familiar grumbles about waste bins and the unreliable lift.
Simon turns off his phone, puts the kettle on. He knows the next loud crash might still wake him. And that now, when it does, his first thoughts wont only be for his own sleep. It doesnt make him a better man. It just makes him part of it.







